You
Me

i hate when guests stay over too long…..like no offence but get out

I always think of you before I fall asleep.The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared. And when I dream, I’ll dream of you. Because it’s about you, it’s always about you.

10:03pm (via teenagecrush)

When you’re eating..

onlylolgifs:

at a restaurant,
but when you’re at home or friend’s house,

excessofcats:

pleasefireme:
Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”
Jesus

skaisnotdead:

solar-tsunami:
Autocats roll out!
WHAT

puregag:

Hey lick this pole